This just in on the ward...

schnitzel with your tea?
i guess it's all the same to me
but putting ketchup in your chrain
not to judge, i'll make it plain:
that's just disgusting. now what's wrong with you?
you go too far for a homely jew
draw a line in the sand
put you down, take a stand
won't let your nasty eating habits mess with who i am
i mean just look at what you're doing
please examine what you're chewing
this is not a time for lemon drops
in chulent mixed with tater tots
i just don't do that, if you know what i mean
don't go into bars just to make a scene
that's not what it's about, just eat the damn food
it's this kind of behaviour that people call rude
ima give a shout out for all those people at the table
who just sit there and ignore abominations cause they're able
but you're kidding me right? this had better be a joke
you're gonna tell me that it's quiche when i can see that it's eggyoke?
make the world a better place
learn some manners, show some taste
there's a limit to accounting
you just blew right off the mounting
and this thing is gonna go off in your face