You can tell i put a lot of thought into this list, cuz its been like, a month.
alright here we go. 10 things i just wanna kick (not necesarrily in this order- they're just coming to me as i go):
1. Chuck Norris. Just wanna. kick him.
2. Crocks. Those wierd new rubber shoes that everyone is suddenly wearing. They're not even comfortable! Honest to God.
3. Sushi. What sick world do we live in when even raw, uncooked fish is overrated?
4. Betsy the cow. Ok that's an inside joke, but I mean, everyone else gets to kick her, don't they?
5. A the cheat. same reason ^.
6. Tapwave, the people who designed my palm pilot- truly an object of engineering magnificence- and then said "bring your tech problems to the bankruptcy firm!"
7. The devil. Just wanna. kick him.
8. tree, grass and ragweed pollen. screw yall. (pardon me)
9. a certain sophomore/7th grader i know named smiley (same reason as cheat and betsy, see above)
10. kofi annon and ahmadenejhad and martha stewart and nicholas cage and all others out there who need some serious kicking.
k that list is too short and clearly shows why one should put some thought into such things before hand. I'll for sure think of more things to add on between now and next time i post. like the guy who writes boondocks. see? there's another guy who needs kicking. feel free to leave any comments u want (its a blog, after all).
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How can a person be both a sophomore and a 7th grader?
"2. Crocks. Those wierd new rubber shoes that everyone is suddenly wearing. They're not even comfortable! Honest to God."
TRUE DAT!!! Although they spell it Crocs. Silly folks.
"3. Sushi. What sick world do we live in when even raw, uncooked fish is overrated?"
Actually, sushi is uberyummy. And it feels cool to be eating something exotic.
"4. Betsy the cow. Ok that's an inside joke, but I mean, everyone else gets to kick her, don't they?"
Sounds like something my 10th grade rebbe would say.
"5. A the cheat. same reason ^."
Uh... uh muh... a wha... I'm gonna give you a pizza.
"7. The devil. Just wanna. kick him."
LET'S GO DEVILS!!! :)
uh oh- we got a satanist. don't make me send the excorsizing squad over to ur place, mr tazmanian devil.
Now what's wrong with Martha Stewart?
She makes people think they have to look perfect, but there's no substance to what she teaches. It's way more important to make guests feel welcome in your home, than to make everything look fancy & professional.
yes! kiwi has exposed the vicious lies of the stewart demogogary (however you spell that) for all the world to see. Burn, martha! er, kick.
Chuck Norris would so kick your butt.
Sushi roolz! Except when it's like 4 or 5 days old. Then it totally roolz over you.
Sushi is really good if you get the veggie kind--there's no fish. And crocs are so stupid-i dont get why everyone has them. Do they look cool?! no! And i don't think the list is too short-considering it was the 10 things, and there are 10 things written...
Uh, it's only got nine things. And I don't really think Martha Stewart is a demon, but...then again, what do I know?
uh, it's got 10 things. what r u smoking anyway, mr pershing?
sushi does not rule any more than the japanese do. militarily speaking.
Sushi is as evil as Martha Stewart, though.
stop saying words.
For all you know, mr.cal, Martha Stewart IS sushi
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